If I know Dante, he's thinking something like this...
"How can I assimilate this laptop into my brain?....Perhaps I can try sticking it in my ear. It would be super-cool if I could think like a computer. Then I wouldn't even have to leave my bed to download pirated copies of my favorite songs or movies."
He is trying to peirce his ear with the very sharp edges of the macbook pro aluminum unibody.
Or, he is trying to cauterize his ear with the heat of his macbook pro after accidentally cutting his flesh while trimming ear hair at his desk with the nail clipper that resides on his notorious desk.
Note: if anything goes wrong with either of these procedures he has a thermometer pinned to said desk that he found on the street.
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If I know Dante, he's thinking something like this...
"How can I assimilate this laptop into my brain?....Perhaps I can try sticking it in my ear. It would be super-cool if I could think like a computer. Then I wouldn't even have to leave my bed to download pirated copies of my favorite songs or movies."
He is trying to peirce his ear with the very sharp edges of the macbook pro aluminum unibody.
Or, he is trying to cauterize his ear with the heat of his macbook pro after accidentally cutting his flesh while trimming ear hair at his desk with the nail clipper that resides on his notorious desk.
Note: if anything goes wrong with either of these procedures he has a thermometer pinned to said desk that he found on the street.
Etch-A-Sketch. There's an app for that.
I like the Etch-a-Sketch comment. I thought of another one.
"The one thing a Mac Book Pro is good for is shielding myself from Mark Holmes' Nerf darts to the face."
"The moment the machines became sentient."
I wonder what's inside?? if I shake it it doesn't rattle. . .
"I can hear the ocean..."
Dante, testing out the new iPod Gargantua...
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