Did you ever wonder why Webster Wrote a Dictionary?

I know inquiring minds want to know...

So here's the scoop...

A simple explanation...

Like a lot of husbands throughout history, Webster would sit down and try to talk to his wife. But as soon as he would start to say something, his wife would say, "And what's that supposed to mean?"

Thus, Webster's Dictionary was born.

 

Of course Wikipedia has it completely wrong: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webster%27s_Dictionary

 

Shampoo Alert

If only....

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. SHOCK---The shampoo that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume & body." Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

Now I understand why I am so "full-figured."

Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."